FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Is this safe to use around pets and kids?
A: Yep. Unless you're spraying it directly into their eyeballs (don’t), it’s about as safe as it gets. It’s diluted vinegar, not napalm.
Q: Will it really clean everything?
A: Damn near. Counters, mirrors, toilets, coolers, yoga mats, smelly shoes, sex toys—you name it. If it’s not silk, stone, or suede, you’re probably golden. If unsure you can always test it in an inconspicuous area - aka: somewhere most people cannot see.
Q: Does it smell like a salad bar?
A: A little. But we’ve added essential oils so it’s more like “spa day” and less like “fish fry at grandma’s.”
Q: What’s in it?
A: Vinegar. A touch of baking soda. Natural stuff. No weird lab coat ingredients.
Q: Why is it in tablet form?
A: Because we don’t like shipping water. You’ve got water. Just drop, spray, and clean like a legend.
Q: Will it damage anything?
A: Only your trust in overpriced chemical cleaners. Our vinegar products are propertly diluted for darn near everything. To use it on natural stone or waxed wood we recommend you use it lightly and never let it dwell. Concentrated vinegar could cause damage do to its super strength.
Q: Is it biodegradable?
A: You bet your compost pile it is.
Q: Does vinegar sanitize or disinfect?
A: Vinegar does have natural antibacterial and antifungal punch, and lab studies show it can knock down a lot of common household germs. That said, we do not register our vinegar products with the EPA as an official sanitizer or disinfectant—so we don’t market them that way. Use our vinegar solutions for everyday cleaning, deodorizing, and grime removal. If you need hospital-grade kill claims, clean with vinegar first, then follow with an EPA-registered disinfectant.
My tablet looks weird… did it oxidize?
Maybe! Oxidation happens when the tablet’s ingredients (like natural oils or fizzing agents) react with air—usually from being exposed to moisture or not sealed tight. You might notice a change in color, smell, or a little less fizz than expected.
Don’t panic.
Most of the time, the tablet still works just fine. A little oxidation doesn’t ruin its cleaning mojo.
But if it seems off or underperforms, we’ve got your back.
Just reach out to us—we’ll make it right with a replacement, credit, or refund. No hassle.